A Ballad About Minced Cutlets

Top-right is strong and popular; top-left is strong but under-played — usually the most useful quadrant when you are looking for a pick.

#	Name	Siegesrate	Pickrate	Star-Spieler-Rate	N
1	SMICO	60.4%	3.08%	11.3%	45.596
2	SCOSMO	59.2%	3.33%	21.4%	49.318
3	SSPROUT	59.3%	1.74%	17.3%	25.789
4	SSAM	58.9%	2.19%	19.7%	32.366
5	SGALE	60.1%	1.00%	14.6%	14.780
6	SCARL	58.4%	1.82%	14.9%	26.977
7	SSHELLY	57.4%	2.61%	8.6%	38.582
8	SZIGGY	57.2%	2.50%	12.4%	36.956
9	SBEA	57.0%	2.74%	21.1%	40.512
10	SDRACO	56.5%	3.01%	16.5%	44.515
11	SBO	55.8%	3.33%	9.4%	49.323
12	SDYNAMIKE	59.5%	0.33%	10.1%	4912
13	SMEEPLE	56.5%	1.65%	21.7%	24.383
14	AHANK	56.9%	1.07%	18.4%	15.790
15	ABONNIE	55.6%	2.52%	15.0%	37.352
16	AANGELO	56.4%	1.37%	18.0%	20.343
17	ABELLE	56.1%	1.52%	16.5%	22.559
18	ABARLEY	57.4%	0.63%	17.8%	9355
19	AGUS	56.7%	0.88%	19.8%	13.029
20	ASPIKE	56.7%	0.64%	21.7%	9460
21	AMINA	54.8%	2.47%	11.4%	36.498
22	ABOLT	57.3%	0.38%	21.3%	5603
23	AJAE-YONG	58.2%	0.24%	11.0%	3546
24	AMELODIE	54.4%	2.24%	19.3%	33.091
25	ABYRON	58.2%	0.21%	12.2%	3080
26	AGROM	55.7%	0.71%	16.6%	10.542
27	APIERCE	53.8%	2.22%	14.8%	32.811
28	ASTARR NOVA	53.9%	1.60%	16.0%	23.661
29	ALOLA	53.5%	2.07%	16.6%	30.641
30	AAMBER	58.3%	0.12%	11.0%	1733
31	AKIT	54.7%	0.60%	18.6%	8839
32	AJANET	53.4%	1.47%	10.7%	21.693
33	ANANI	52.9%	1.98%	19.7%	29.366
34	BBULL	55.2%	0.20%	17.3%	2995
35	BLILY	53.4%	0.81%	17.1%	12.065
36	BCOLT	53.5%	0.67%	19.6%	9858
37	BSIRIUS	52.7%	1.29%	18.9%	19.110
38	BDOUG	52.8%	1.22%	14.0%	18.128
39	BCORDELIUS	54.3%	0.30%	11.3%	4461
40	BGRIFF	52.3%	1.17%	13.1%	17.389
41	BBIBI	53.1%	0.52%	14.2%	7766
42	BWENDY	53.8%	0.16%	18.8%	2420
43	BDAMIAN	53.1%	0.34%	9.8%	5025
44	BEL PRIMO	53.6%	0.14%	16.8%	2095
45	BEDGAR	52.6%	0.33%	12.6%	4823
46	BCOLETTE	52.1%	0.54%	20.0%	7936
47	BDARRYL	50.7%	2.12%	18.9%	31.427
48	BCROW	50.5%	2.12%	17.9%	31.440
49	BFINX	51.1%	0.87%	13.7%	12.940
50	BALLI	51.9%	0.30%	16.1%	4428
51	BSQUEAK	51.0%	0.83%	21.5%	12.260
52	BSTU	50.3%	1.81%	18.1%	26.727
53	BMORTIS	51.8%	0.12%	18.5%	1749
54	BJACKY	51.5%	0.23%	20.9%	3388
55	BOTIS	51.3%	0.27%	17.6%	3969
56	BGENE	50.6%	0.76%	12.4%	11.270
57	BKENJI	51.5%	0.09%	21.2%	1362
58	BMANDY	49.8%	1.54%	18.8%	22.869
59	BJESSIE	50.7%	0.30%	8.7%	4414
60	BTARA	50.6%	0.35%	17.6%	5215
61	BGLOWY	50.2%	0.10%	10.8%	1494
62	BLUMI	49.5%	1.18%	17.2%	17.506
63	CNAJIA	48.6%	1.57%	17.3%	23.303
64	CRICO	49.4%	0.34%	10.4%	4966
65	CMEG	48.6%	0.19%	15.4%	2797
66	CPEARL	47.5%	0.09%	17.6%	1375
67	CPOCO	48.6%	0.29%	20.9%	4254
68	CKAZE	47.7%	0.14%	16.6%	2021
69	CASH	47.6%	1.60%	11.0%	23.616
70	CR-T	47.2%	0.11%	21.5%	1666
71	COLLIE	44.2%	0.05%	17.7%	717
72	CJUJU	46.8%	0.11%	8.9%	1559
73	CWILLOW	44.0%	0.05%	11.8%	731
74	CSHADE	46.7%	0.11%	12.6%	1607
75	CBUZZ	47.6%	0.20%	11.7%	2954
76	CCLANCY	47.5%	0.93%	20.3%	13.757
77	CBUSTER	47.1%	0.17%	9.2%	2544
78	CMAX	47.4%	0.31%	15.6%	4644
79	CROSA	47.4%	0.44%	9.6%	6534
80	CVINCE	47.3%	0.36%	12.8%	5342
81	CPIPER	45.6%	0.15%	19.3%	2163
82	CLEON	46.3%	1.34%	21.7%	19.890
83	CCHUCK	46.0%	1.95%	14.3%	28.830
84	CGRAY	46.6%	0.54%	21.7%	7926
85	CLOU	46.1%	0.34%	11.0%	5058
86	CTICK	46.1%	0.64%	11.9%	9467
87	CCHARLIE	45.9%	0.44%	16.8%	6442
88	CLARRY & LAWRIE	45.1%	0.22%	18.9%	3239
89	DMR. P	45.6%	0.66%	14.2%	9769
90	DSANDY	45.3%	1.38%	15.2%	20.439
91	D8-BIT	43.6%	0.17%	12.3%	2490
92	DCHESTER	45.0%	0.83%	19.1%	12.254
93	DFANG	43.1%	0.15%	10.8%	2258
94	DGIGI	44.8%	0.87%	18.8%	12.891
95	DEVE	44.7%	0.54%	19.3%	7992
96	DBROCK	43.9%	0.46%	8.8%	6804
97	DPENNY	43.9%	0.98%	17.8%	14.507
98	DBERRY	43.9%	0.85%	16.9%	12.642
99	DMOE	41.4%	0.15%	9.8%	2228
100	DMAISIE	41.7%	0.18%	17.1%	2592
101	DEMZ	42.9%	0.34%	20.4%	4995
102	DFRANK	43.1%	0.50%	16.5%	7416
103	DRUFFS	42.9%	0.71%	13.7%	10.522
104	DNITA	42.9%	1.09%	20.5%	16.146
105	DNORI	42.8%	0.91%	15.5%	13.514
106	DPAM	42.0%	0.36%	21.5%	5325
107	DTRUNK	41.5%	0.72%	21.1%	10.679
108	DSURGE	41.2%	0.55%	10.4%	8135

Tiers come from a win rate shrunk toward the global mean by sample size, plus a small popularity term — so a brawler with 200 games cannot top the list on variance alone. Sample: 1,5 Mio..