A Ballad About Minced Cutlets

Top-right is strong and popular; top-left is strong but under-played — usually the most useful quadrant when you are looking for a pick.

#	Name	Siegesrate	Pickrate	Star-Spieler-Rate	N
1	SMICO	60.0%	3.08%	21.9%	41.821
2	SSPROUT	60.8%	1.74%	18.6%	23.654
3	SGALE	59.9%	1.00%	11.3%	13.557
4	SBO	57.9%	3.33%	16.5%	45.240
5	SSHELLY	57.9%	2.61%	20.9%	35.388
6	SKIT	60.4%	0.60%	16.2%	8107
7	SHANK	59.1%	1.07%	14.8%	14.482
8	SDRACO	57.5%	3.01%	20.8%	40.830
9	SCOSMO	56.9%	3.33%	20.2%	45.234
10	SSAM	57.1%	2.19%	20.9%	29.686
11	SCARL	56.8%	1.82%	15.6%	24.743
12	SGUS	57.7%	0.88%	21.5%	11.951
13	SSTARR NOVA	56.7%	1.60%	14.8%	21.702
14	SZIGGY	55.7%	2.50%	19.4%	33.897
15	AMELODIE	55.7%	2.24%	13.6%	30.351
16	AJAE-YONG	59.3%	0.24%	12.9%	3252
17	ABONNIE	54.8%	2.52%	15.9%	34.260
18	ADYNAMIKE	58.0%	0.33%	17.5%	4505
19	ASPIKE	56.7%	0.64%	11.6%	8677
20	ABOLT	57.6%	0.38%	9.8%	5139
21	AMEEPLE	55.0%	1.65%	18.8%	22.364
22	ABARLEY	56.2%	0.63%	9.3%	8580
23	ABEA	54.1%	2.74%	17.8%	37.158
24	ABELLE	54.8%	1.52%	18.9%	20.691
25	ALOLA	54.3%	2.07%	16.7%	28.104
26	ADARRYL	53.8%	2.12%	11.9%	28.825
27	APIERCE	53.6%	2.22%	10.1%	30.094
28	ASTU	53.8%	1.81%	12.8%	24.514
29	ANANI	53.2%	1.98%	14.3%	26.934
30	ABYRON	56.0%	0.21%	20.1%	2825
31	AEDGAR	55.2%	0.33%	11.9%	4424
32	AAMBER	57.5%	0.12%	20.2%	1589
33	AMINA	52.5%	2.47%	18.7%	33.476
34	ABULL	55.5%	0.20%	18.1%	2747
35	AGROM	53.7%	0.71%	11.5%	9669
36	AJANET	52.7%	1.47%	18.4%	19.897
37	ALILY	53.4%	0.81%	8.3%	11.066
38	BDAMIAN	54.4%	0.34%	13.8%	4609
39	BGRIFF	52.7%	1.17%	8.4%	15.949
40	BCORDELIUS	54.2%	0.30%	20.9%	4091
41	BALLI	53.6%	0.30%	8.7%	4061
42	BSQUEAK	52.4%	0.83%	8.7%	11.245
43	BCOLETTE	52.5%	0.54%	15.2%	7279
44	BDOUG	51.7%	1.22%	13.4%	16.627
45	BOTIS	53.1%	0.27%	17.0%	3640
46	BANGELO	51.4%	1.37%	21.1%	18.659
47	BCOLT	52.1%	0.67%	8.5%	9042
48	BFINX	51.2%	0.87%	21.5%	11.868
49	BGLOWY	52.9%	0.10%	16.0%	1370
50	BGENE	51.2%	0.76%	13.8%	10.337
51	BMAX	51.9%	0.31%	17.0%	4259
52	BJESSIE	51.9%	0.30%	18.9%	4048
53	BMANDY	50.4%	1.54%	11.7%	20.975
54	BEL PRIMO	52.3%	0.14%	11.8%	1921
55	BWENDY	52.0%	0.16%	14.0%	2220
56	BKENJI	51.6%	0.09%	12.8%	1249
57	BSIRIUS	49.6%	1.29%	16.5%	17.528
58	BCHUCK	49.1%	1.95%	16.7%	26.443
59	BBIBI	49.8%	0.52%	14.6%	7123
60	CPOCO	49.6%	0.29%	10.0%	3902
61	CTARA	49.5%	0.35%	20.3%	4783
62	CEVE	49.2%	0.54%	17.5%	7330
63	CMORTIS	48.6%	0.12%	15.0%	1604
64	CKAZE	48.6%	0.14%	18.1%	1854
65	CJACKY	48.9%	0.23%	9.5%	3107
66	CPIPER	48.2%	0.15%	21.0%	1984
67	CCROW	47.4%	2.12%	14.8%	28.837
68	CASH	47.3%	1.60%	15.3%	21.661
69	COLLIE	42.8%	0.05%	16.3%	657
70	CPEARL	45.6%	0.09%	20.6%	1262
71	CBUSTER	46.9%	0.17%	13.1%	2333
72	CMEG	46.9%	0.19%	20.5%	2565
73	CWILLOW	42.2%	0.05%	17.7%	671
74	CR-T	45.5%	0.11%	10.4%	1528
75	CCLANCY	46.9%	0.93%	15.4%	12.618
76	CRICO	46.9%	0.34%	21.9%	4555
77	CMAISIE	45.7%	0.18%	20.7%	2377
78	CMOE	45.3%	0.15%	13.0%	2043
79	C8-BIT	45.2%	0.17%	10.4%	2284
80	CLEON	45.9%	1.34%	10.1%	18.243
81	CBUZZ	45.4%	0.20%	17.2%	2709
82	CBROCK	46.0%	0.46%	8.7%	6240
83	CSHADE	43.6%	0.11%	9.6%	1474
84	CVINCE	45.9%	0.36%	14.6%	4900
85	CFANG	44.4%	0.15%	17.5%	2071
86	CGRAY	45.8%	0.54%	11.3%	7270
87	CNAJIA	45.4%	1.57%	11.8%	21.374
88	CPAM	45.4%	0.36%	15.9%	4884
89	CLARRY & LAWRIE	44.8%	0.22%	11.5%	2971
90	CCHESTER	45.5%	0.83%	11.8%	11.239
91	CSANDY	45.2%	1.38%	8.4%	18.747
92	CLUMI	45.2%	1.18%	8.7%	16.057
93	DNITA	44.9%	1.09%	15.7%	14.809
94	DCHARLIE	44.3%	0.44%	18.0%	5908
95	DLOU	44.1%	0.34%	14.4%	4639
96	DTICK	44.3%	0.64%	18.2%	8683
97	DJUJU	40.3%	0.11%	9.8%	1430
98	DBERRY	44.2%	0.85%	11.2%	11.596
99	DMR. P	43.4%	0.66%	19.7%	8960
100	DEMZ	42.7%	0.34%	11.0%	4581
101	DGIGI	43.1%	0.87%	14.0%	11.824
102	DFRANK	42.9%	0.50%	12.7%	6802
103	DNORI	42.9%	0.91%	17.6%	12.395
104	DPENNY	42.4%	0.98%	17.7%	13.306
105	DROSA	41.4%	0.44%	8.9%	5993
106	DSURGE	41.2%	0.55%	17.3%	7461
107	DRUFFS	41.1%	0.71%	12.4%	9651
108	DTRUNK	41.0%	0.72%	17.3%	9795

Tiers come from a win rate shrunk toward the global mean by sample size, plus a small popularity term — so a brawler with 200 games cannot top the list on variance alone. Sample: 1,4 Mio..