happiness is

• Buffed unlocksTop 0.18%89S+
• Ranked scoreTop 0.36%7,070S+
• Brawlers unlockedTop 2.23%108S
• TrophiesTop 3.52%101,464S-
• Prestige II brawlersTop 4.60%15S-
• Peak rankedTop 5.72%8,170S-
• Highest trophiesTop 7.71%101,464A+
• Solo victoriesTop 10.48%2,150A+
• PrestigeTop 11.24%68A+
• 3v3 victoriesTop 12.39%13,318A+
• Experience levelTop 17.71%216A
• Max win streakTop 21.46%31A
• Power 11Top 21.59%55A
• Prestige I brawlersTop 22.69%38A
• FameTop 23.02%95,843A
• Star PowersTop 27.34%117B+
• GadgetsTop 29.56%143B+
• Total power levelsTop 30.20%877B+
• GearsTop 35.73%71B+
• HyperchargesTop 36.82%70B+
• Duo victoriesTop 44.02%816B
• Avg trophies—939—
• Avg highest—939—
• Avg power level—8.1—
• Skins (at least)—125—

Compared against the 14.4M accounts indexed on this instance, not the whole game. Accounts with a zero in a given row are left out of that row, so the ranking for ranked elo only counts players who have actually played ranked.

Solo / Team Power League highest, Club League tier, the legacy Rank 35 counts and old Prestige are no longer returned by the Supercell API, and an account-creation date has never been published — so they are left out here rather than filled with guesses.