Nah, I'd win.🎭

• Vittorie SoloTop 0.52%6086S+
• Record CompetitivaTop 0.82%9318S+
• Livello di esperienzaTop 1.07%354S
• Vittorie DuoTop 1.41%5448S
• TrofeiTop 1.52%116.742S
• Potenza 11Top 1.89%107S
• Total power levelsTop 1.89%1177S
• Record vittorie consecutiveTop 2.89%57S
• Vittorie 3v3Top 3.42%22.920S-
• Record trofeiTop 3.44%116.850S-
• PrestigioTop 3.66%105S-
• Prestige I brawlersTop 5.11%79S-
• Abilità StellariTop 5.35%205S-
• Prestige II brawlersTop 6.18%13S-
• GadgetTop 6.96%210S-
• IngranaggiTop 8.54%160A+
• Brawler sbloccatiTop 19.80%107A
• IpercaricheTop 22.22%85A
• FamaTop 23.44%94.370A
• Buffed unlocksTop 27.12%48B+
• Punteggio CompetitivaTop 98.89%750D
• Avg trophies—1091—
• Avg highest—1092—
• Avg power level—11—
• Skins (at least)—97—

Compared against the 14,9 Mln accounts indexed on this instance, not the whole game. Accounts with a zero in a given row are left out of that row, so the ranking for ranked elo only counts players who have actually played ranked.

Solo / Team Power League highest, Club League tier, the legacy Rank 35 counts and old Prestige are no longer returned by the Supercell API, and an account-creation date has never been published — so they are left out here rather than filled with guesses.